Ross’ Not Top 5 of the Week

5. I woke up at 5am, I’m sick. I’m driving 10 hours to San Jose. Well I’ll probably be riding shot-gun and sleeping, but still it sucks. We lost 6-0 to #7 San Jose St. The guys played great though. They’ve almost mastered the 1-4 forecheck.

4. [The] cataclysm will begin 75 miles off the Oregon coastline. The ocean floor will split, sending shock waves racing under the water as fast as 17,000 mph. Those shock waves, felt first as a rumble, will slam into Portland in 30 seconds. The rattling will grow into a pulsing undulation that will repeatedly shove the ground up and down as much as 6 feet. (Quake-Up Call)

3. Super human tape measuring skills.

2. Vanishing Genitals! Be vigilant, it’s a real thing.

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Ross Gale’s Top 5 of the Week

I’m sick right now and that makes it hard to read and write. I’m also am taking a road trip to San Jose as my hockey team faces the #7 San Jose State Spartans this weekend. So today’s post is the first installment of my Top 5 of the Week.

5. Anytime Dubinsky gets smoked, it’s a good day. (Watch)

4. Massive 10 year olds hockey brawl. It’s okay, they’re Russian. (Watch)

3. Amazing cheese steak sandwiches, burgers, and even waffl-wiches at Theo’s in downtown Ptown. Open late on the weekends.

2. The sweetest goal I’ve seen in awhile by the Winterhawk’s Nino (Watch). You can watch me dangling Nino here.

1. I’m still waiting to be approved by Itunes, but soon my own Iphone and Android app will be released. Make yours at iSites for only $25. They’re a little backed up with requests, so it might take awhile to be approved. I’m on day 5 for my wait.

Geez, this is more anti-climatic than a James Cameron movie.

The Most Important 30 Seconds

In any 60 minute football game the amount of action lasts approximately 11 minutes.

In any 60 minute hockey game the amount of time one player has possession of the puck is 30-120 seconds.

Which means football players spend more time walking and waiting then they do playing. And hockey players spend most of their skating away from the puck.

This means that what we do when we’re not in possession and when we’re not in the limelight is more important than what we do when we have possession and we are in the action.

If a player spends all his time trying to keep possession he’ll get tired and burn out. But if he waits, practices, plays his position, and anticipates, when the times comes to have possession he’ll score.

The Spanish chef Ferran Adria, who owns the restaurant El Bulli, which was voted the best restaurant in the world four years in a row, said he was closing down his restaurant for two years to “dedicate time to generate new ideas.”

His restaurant was only open six months out of the year.

The time we take to prepare is more important than when we perform.

By the time the puck is on our stick, the ball is snapped, the curtain is drawn, the crowd is waiting, we already know what to do.

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The Death of Fiction

Many traditional and well respected lit mags are getting the yank as school’s look to cut budgets.

Ted Genoways, the editor of the Virginia Quartetly Review, (which is a journal of literature and discussion) is lamenting the fall of literature magazines with the “Death of Fiction?

I arrived at some of Genoway’s points independently in the last few months. And I’ve been meditating on them. Two of them are:

Indeed, most American writers seem to have forgotten how to write about big issues—as if giving two shits about the world has gotten crushed under the boot sole of postmodernism.

In the midst of a war on two fronts, there has been hardly a ripple in American fiction. With the exception of a few execrable screeds—like Nicholson Baker’s Checkpoint (which revealed just how completely postmodernism has painted itself into a corner)—novelists and story writers alike have largely ignored the wars. Even our poets, the supposed deliverers of “news that stays news,” have been comparatively mum; Brian Turner is the only major poet to yet emerge from Iraq.

When I first started analyzing literature seriously my junior year in high school I read Tim O’Brien’s The Things They Carried, a shocking novel about soldiers in the Vietnam War. I have yet to come upon anything based on this almost decade old war. Movies have come out, but not any novels that I’m aware of.

I’d like to incorporate that into my fiction.

My other thought, which Genoway brought up, was a thought about my own writing,

I’m saying that writers need to venture out from under the protective wing of academia, to put themselves and their work on the line. Stop being so damned dainty and polite. Treat writing like your lifeblood instead of your livelihood. And for Christ’s sake, write something we might want to read.

I often wonder if I’d even want to read my own fiction. I know many people, like my friends, would rather not, fiction just doesn’t interest them, regardless how good the story might be. But if I think about it, there have been a few times when my non-reading friends ask for a novel.

Everyone loves a good story. That’ll never die.

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Life on Mars

Australians love space travel. Well, maybe not all Australians, but Frank Stratford does, founder of MarsDrive, and a big proponent of establishing human life on Mars. Stratford believes we should start creating life on Mars in case Earth, with it’s human offenses, can’t sustain life in the future. Stratford says:

In a world that is struggling with political solutions to big problems like the environment, hunger, poverty, and disease, we need a challenge like Mars now more than ever. We need to “sharpen up”…

Politically, we always struggle. In the history of human kind there has never not been a political struggle. As far as sharpening up, the people who do eventually participate in space travel won’t be the people needing sharpening up.

It’s good to dream big and reach beyond the clouds, but let’s not use our failures here to runaway somewhere else. We’ll screw things up in Mars the same way we screw up Earth.

Starting life on Mars might be, “an escape, a chance for a new start,” but starting new needs to begin not with the setting, but with the people.

It’s the inward change that propels the outer.


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