Where my head becomes my neck I have this bad dandruff on my scalp. It itches like the second time I got crabs (blatant movie reference). I bought a bottle of extra strength shampoo with special ingredients. The ingredients are so special the warning on the bottle said some chemicals are known to the state [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘funny’
September 19, 2008
Why Playing is Biblical
I saw this picture in the school bathroom and liked it. I liked it enough to take a picture of it which isn’t a smart thing to do. That is, taking pictures in a school bathroom. I’d advise against it, but I made sure the bathroom was empty.
I don’t like that the picture is sexist. [...]
September 16, 2008
Why You Should Never Write A Political Blog
Ever since I wrote a couple of political blogs last week I’ve had people from Washington reading up on me. And the other day I was driving down the road and I changed into the middle lane and someone in a black sedan three cars behind me changed into the middle lane also. So I [...]
September 5, 2008
In Search of Bill Clinton and Other Political Heroes
I used to be home-schooled. Which obviously means I attended 4-H meetings (you know, Head, Heart, Hands, Health. Watch this if you’re unfamiliar with 4-H). I was voted vice-president of our little group. And that was the beginning and end of my political career.
I don’t like politics. I don’t like that Christians believe controlling other [...]
September 3, 2008
For Writers, Readers, And Everyone Else 008
• Subtlety in fiction.
• Zondervan’s first novel competition. I wish I had 75,000 words written.
• Writing workshop pet-peeves.
• Why Jodi Picoult writes.
• Oregon Christian Writer’s one day conference at Multnomah is October 18th.
September 2, 2008
What a Wonderful Week
I’m looking forward to an exciting week:
1. Marilynne Robinson’s new novel is out today. I’ll be making a trip to Powells.
2. Saturday I’ll be at Autzen Stadium.
3. Only 23 more days until The Office season premiere.
September 1, 2008
A Not Funny Post
Hello you. Here’s some interesting things I wanted to share with ya’ll. Some of them might be old news.
• Charlie the Unicorn Part Two was a disappointment. Watch it here. Watch part one if you’ve never seen it.
• I really want to be a fashion designer. Like Marc Jacobs. I’m going to learn to sew first.
• If [...]
August 11, 2008
My Great Dance Moves and Guest Blogging
Right now I’m at summer camp, controlling the chaos of nine third graders. I’m also guest blogging at my friend Tyler’s blog (here) so you should check it out. Also, I’m practicing my techno dance moves that I display below.
August 1, 2008
World Debut of “LOST on Joni and Friends Island”
There was threat of a writers strike which would have pushed the world debut of the movie back even longer. But through some tough negotiations a deal was worked out. So here it is at last. The world debut of “LOST”.
I’d like to thank everyone that made this possible: Matthew, Amos, and Gabbi for [...]
