You probably take for granted that I always put the toilet seat down. I’m sure you do take me for granted because you never talk about how amazing I am because I’m so courteous and always think of you and put the toilet seat down. The truth is, I don’t put it down for your sake.
I just wanted you to know that I put the toilet seat down, not out of courtesy to you, but because I’m afraid that some day you might not notice that the toilet seat isn’t down, you might take for granted that I always put it down for you, and not realizing that it’s up, you might fall into the toilet. I’m afraid of you falling into the toilet and getting pee and poo water on you. I’m afraid you might not wash yourself off and then you might get into bed next to me and snuggle up close to me with your pee and poo skin. That’s why I put the toilet seat down. I’m afraid of your pee and poo skin.