I Once Had A Dog

When I was a kid we had a black lab named Coach whom I wanted to be a sled dog because I’d just watched the Disney movie Iron Will for the 30th time. He never became a sled dog because it never snowed and because The Pound came and took him away and sent him to heaven. He was chasing cattle. I guess that’s a big deal or something. 

Update: My father told me chasing cattle in that county is a capital offense.