It’s Coming

The weather man predicts 97 degrees of uninhibited heat. Which means I’ve stocked up on as much SPF 75 sunblock as is sold in the state of Oregon. Be careful out there fellow Oregonians. The sun is not our friend. It is an evil regime attempting to grow cancer causing cells on your pale and precious skin. It’s chemical warfare at its ugliest. I’m going into hiding for a few months. I might not be back until December when the sun is at its furthest point from the earth. Good luck.